Malluisms
These are actual situations I came across that so irked me. I realized that other people might have had similar experiences and hence the following. Feel free to add on in the comments. 1. Q: Why did u go to U.S.A.? Answer: Simmmmmply to roam Actual reason: Meet future husband 2. Q: Why are you going to U.S.A.? Answer: Only to visit my sister Actual reason: Attend cousin's wedding 3. Q: When will you start so I can also start on my work? Answer: I'll call you and let you know Much later from 3rd party: Did u finish doing it? The other guy did You: ?!!!!! 4. Q: My niece keep singing more hymns (during prayer), will you? (Instead of ending it quickly) Answer: You sing well Actual reason: I was waiting for the other cousin to come so we can finish prayer together AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!