These are actual situations I came across that so irked me. I realized that other people might have had similar experiences and hence the following. Feel free to add on in the comments.
1. Q: Why did u go to U.S.A.?
Answer: Simmmmmply to roam
Actual reason: Meet future husband
2. Q: Why are you going to U.S.A.?
Answer: Only to visit my sister
Actual reason: Attend cousin's wedding
3. Q: When will you start so I can also start on my work?
Answer: I'll call you and let you know
Much later from 3rd party: Did u finish doing it? The other guy did
You: ?!!!!!
4. Q: My niece keep singing more hymns (during prayer), will you? (Instead of ending it quickly)
Answer: You sing well
Actual reason: I was waiting for the other cousin to come so we can finish prayer together
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!
1. Q: Why did u go to U.S.A.?
Answer: Simmmmmply to roam
Actual reason: Meet future husband
2. Q: Why are you going to U.S.A.?
Answer: Only to visit my sister
Actual reason: Attend cousin's wedding
3. Q: When will you start so I can also start on my work?
Answer: I'll call you and let you know
Much later from 3rd party: Did u finish doing it? The other guy did
You: ?!!!!!
4. Q: My niece keep singing more hymns (during prayer), will you? (Instead of ending it quickly)
Answer: You sing well
Actual reason: I was waiting for the other cousin to come so we can finish prayer together
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!
