Random Haikus

My mouth is bound shut
by your rules and conventions
but you want my smile.

Why my pardesis
must you stare s hard at me
just because I'm large?

If I can't have a
real world relationship,
what good is facebook?

Predators online
after anyone they get.
No end to madness?

Hairy Girl

(Sung to the tune of "I'm a Barbie Girl")
I'm a hairy girl
in a hairless world
out of sync here
it's fantasmic.
Who will touch my hair
or pull it anyway
hairless nation
what a creation!