Celebrating life!

My mouth is bound shut by your rules and conventions but you want my smile. Why my pardesis must you stare s hard at me just because I'm large? If I can't have a real world relationship, what good is facebook? Predators online after anyone they get. No end to madness?

(Sung to the tune of "I'm a Barbie Girl") I'm a hairy girl in a hairless world out of sync here it's fantasmic. Who will touch my hair or pull it anyway hairless nation what a creation!