To be a man, first of all, I would not desire For it’s the woman after all, who sets the world on fire. But if I were to be a man, what would I do? Obviously much more than make a hullabaloo. I’d stop complaining about the men in power, And start aiming at the bottom of the political tower. Instead of forever harping about my wife, I’d find solutions to end the long strife. Other couch potatoes would have lazed in front of the telly, But I, I would have helped with the supper and jelly. The garbage bin would be cleared without a frown, My perfectly arranged shelves - surely nagging it would drown. The children would find their father briskly ironing his pants, With an eye on the cricket stadium packed with fans. At night I’d take turns to tell stories galore, Of knights and princesses and wizards of yore. At work you’d find me sympathising with a worker, Whose life story is a sure tear jerker. You’d find me at the desk from nine to five, Not constantly at the coffee machine, like bees ...