Picking a nose

I have a neighbor

Aptly nicknamed Nosey

For he tells hubby

“Drive your car to work

not your scooter”

and me –

“had any more flash flood in the flat

when you went out and

left the washing machine on?”

But I wonder,

what would happen

if he nosed too far

and got his nose

stuck

in a big-deep-blue bucket

full to the brim

of untainted evil.