Picking a nose


I have a neighbor

Aptly nicknamed Nosey
For he tells hubby
“Drive your car to work
not your scooter”
and me –
“had any more flash flood in the flat
when you went out and
left the washing machine on?”
But I wonder,
what would happen
if he nosed too far
and got his nose
stuck
in a big-deep-blue bucket
full to the brim
of untainted evil.

Comments

Eranical said…
This is the primary reason we are looking to buy a house away from Malayalee neighbors :)
17 March 2012 at 5:41 pm
There Is No Alternative said…
He he! Thankfully the neighbour doesnt know I blog
21 March 2012 at 5:59 pm
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